Walk into Miami’s Vice. No, really, walk on in. Because you won’t find any hard-core scenes on a flat-screen TV or even a table full of dildos waiting for you up front, but a wall of tasteful, film-noir pinups separating customers from the merch. That’s exactly the kind of discreet touch that sets Miami’s Vice apart from its competitors. This adult store carries the crème de la crème of pornography. First, this kink is green, thanks to solar-powered panels on the building. The friendly, uniformed staff members have extensive knowledge of what they carry, and the whole place is clean, with no creepy viewing booths or glory holes. There are leather recliners in case you get exhausted from checking out the ridiculously well-stocked boutique. The clothing wall has a large assortment of lingerie, frilly things, and corsets of all colors; a moderately sized selection of shoes; and a section of men’s underwear. There’s a fetish room and multiple walls arranged by categories such as bachelorette, candy, body wands, incense, vibrators, and tons of other unmentionables. There’s also a DVD room, with a larger selection than most adult stores, arranged by category with decently priced films and discount rates. If you’re more into touching than watching, Miami’s Vice carries high-end toys — you know, the kind that usually sell for upward of $200 and don’t even come with batteries? They’re on sale here. There’s even a free gift-wrapping station so customers can bundle their sexy goodies. Don’t miss Wednesdays, when ladies receive 20 percent off everything in the store. If all of that isn’t enough to draw you into this sex shop, it’s one of the few in Miami that carry edible condoms. Feeling dirty never felt so classy.